Clench your butt when riding the subway.
QUESTION: Why were his pants off in the first place?
“Officers had chased Mineo into the Prospect Park B and Q station after spotting him smoking pot. Maloney, considered the prosecution’s star witness, said Kern pressed retractable baton against Mineo’s left buttock.
‘It went from left to right into Michael Mineo’s butt crack,” he said. “A half inch to an inch was out of sight.’”