September 2011
1 post
August 2011
4 posts
4 tags
lastbstanding:
OMG
x10
July 2011
3 posts
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
3 posts
Work day survival tactic: Pause to bang on things.
(The last two rooms are my favorite)
New York dining. A little old but a good Friday... →
January 2011
2 posts
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
4 posts
Astoria Scum River Bridge.
March 2010
3 posts
February 2010
3 posts
Clench your butt when riding the subway.
QUESTION: Why were his pants off in the first place?
“Officers had chased Mineo into the Prospect Park B and Q station after spotting him smoking pot. Maloney, considered the prosecution’s star witness, said Kern pressed retractable baton against Mineo’s left buttock.
‘It went from left to right into Michael Mineo’s butt crack,” he said. “A half inch to an inch was out of...
January 2010
4 posts
Game at Price Chopper
Steve: Some girl at the grocery store smiled and winked at me, so I walked away. Later she jokingly asked where I got my jug (I had milk...) I said, "In the jug aisle."
December 2009
6 posts
Thank you, premium TV.
Dad: I try not to swear in front of my little kids.
Mom: They're not little kids any more.
Dad: I KNOW! They were downstairs looking at boobs before.
November 2009
12 posts
Chillin in trunks.
Mom 6: 31 pm
where are you??? i've been calling!!!
Steve 6: 31 pm
im in the back of a van. i cant see anything help
Mom 6: 32 pm
call when you get home please. why are you in the back of a van??